An Indian goes to Woolworths in Australia

An Indian goes to Woolworths in Australia. He finds cat food at special
prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out.

The Manager gets suspicious.

He thinks that this guy might not have a cat and will probably feed cat
food to his kids. He asks the Indian to show him his cat before he could
let him have cat food. The Indian goes home and returns with a cat and gets
to buy the cat food.

Next week the Indian finds dog food at special prices. He picks a dozen
cans of dog food and goes to check out.

The Manager again gets suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat
but he cannot have a dog and he will probably feed dog-food to his kids.

He asks the Indian to bring and show him the dog before he can let him have
dog food.

The Sardar goes home and returns with a dog. He gets to buy the dog food.

The following week the Indian comes to Woolworths with a bag. He asks the
manager to put his hand in the bag.

The Manager puts his hand in the bag, feels some thing slimy and
immediately pulls it out. He shouts at the Indian, "What the hell! This is
shit, you Idiot?"

The Indian calmly replies, "Yes, now may I buy some toilet paper?"

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